Twilight Saga: Eclipse Movie Review: And why Bella must Die!

Ok maybe not, but this is the part of the series, where I and many others had extreme hatred for one Bella Swan and her back and forth shenanigans between Edward and Jacob.Now before I get started, if you are over Twilight in general or could care less, then I suggest you leave the blog post now. But you should keep reading well I kick ass as a writer and I think you will find my writing “voice” witty....

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Funny email: Men are like...

Another funny email! Please enjoy!For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Men are like....1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the...

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Funny email: Children writing about the ocean

Hello all! I'm finally back in the saddle again so to speak! I missed my blog and my writing!!! So I'm hoping I can finally stay put lol. Here is a funny email I found in my inbox and it is truly out the mouth of babes haha. Please enjoy!1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don'thave ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (, age 7)4) - Sharks...

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