2010-06-23

Funny email: Men are like...


Another funny email! Please enjoy!


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8 Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

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3 comments:

Enid Wilson on June 25, 2010 at 6:11 AM said...

Welcome back! I like the bit about banana, LOL.

Steamy Darcy

History of Golf on August 11, 2010 at 3:42 AM said...

I guy I worked with got one of the funniest emails every. When he opened it up, it played a video that screamed "I'm looking at gay porn!" and it showed a bunch of pics of dudes in banana hammocks. Does anyone know where I can find that video so that I can email it to people?

How people make money blogging on August 19, 2010 at 10:53 PM said...

#11 ... is quite true

 

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