RWA: Raccoons with Attitude!

It’s official. The animals are stepping up their campaign to take out people. I already wrote about it here. Did you hear about the latest animal attack? Well a 74 year old woman in Florida tried to shoo away five raccoons in her yard when they straight bum-rushed her!

Ok I feel bad about that woman, but I won’t lie I laughed until I almost peed my pants! These straight crazy raccoons went after this woman like they were stalking her. They attacked her as if they were getting initiated into a gang.

Now my imagination is going into overtime over this. I mean after they attacked her they ran off into the drain system. In my mind, they have a secret bunker where they reported what they’ve done. Ok, I do watch a lot of cartoons with my boys so my thoughts might be a bit skewed.

Bottom line, watch your back. Look out for the cute woodland creatures that will cut you down quick. The animals are fed up and they are not going to take it any more!

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Why I believe the animal kingdom is preparing to attack humans!

For years, we as humans have been preparing for a possible attack from outer space. But what if the attack against humanity isn’t from the stars but from here on Earth, from the other species?

That’s right I am talking about animals. For some time now, I believe that they have been holding secret meetings out in the woods, zoos and anywhere else they reside, to start a war against us humans.

With all the attacks on people from animals lately, most time it is not people who start the fights but animals. Who says their dumb or not capable of thinking higher thoughts is crazy!

Ok in all seriousness though my friend sent me an article about a bear attacking a man for no reason. I believe that the animal kingdom is fed up and are looking to take us out or at least cull us to a more reasonable number. With so many people in the world, maybe they are looking at their dwindling space and looking to humans as the culprit.

Whatever the reason, I say watch your back. You never know when the next animal attack may be.

fyi-here is the link to the story which prompted this post. Click here

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