2009-09-28

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN - Funny Email!


I love funny emails. Especially the ones that are so funny I must share in my blog with the world! This is a great lesson, but please note that it is intended as fun and in no way meant to be anything other than that. If you’re easily offended, then you are seriously in the wrong place and there is no excuse for you! But if this is where you wanna be, then please enjoy!


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet... Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

THE END.

8 comments:

Enid Wilson on September 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM said...

I want to be like Tibet, but the most funny line is about men! They can be nuts, hehe.

Bargain with the Devil

Lexi on September 28, 2009 at 3:49 PM said...

I didn't know what to expect as the ages increased, but the funniest was about the men in the end.
This was a great post:)

Jenna Byrnes on September 29, 2009 at 11:51 AM said...

LMAO. I'm Great Britain, but this doesn't make Tibet sound so bad!

~ Jenna

nettagyrl on September 29, 2009 at 1:10 PM said...

Enid! Yes Tibet is nice. =D Glad you stopped by!

nettagyrl on September 29, 2009 at 1:10 PM said...

Lexi, yes this is one of those emails that was just so funny! And we all know that men are seriously nuts! Thanks for stopping by!

nettagyrl on September 29, 2009 at 1:11 PM said...

Jenna, yes isn't this great? Hell I'm Greece and sounds almost kinda dirty. lol Thanks for stopping by!

Brochure Printing on September 29, 2009 at 11:43 PM said...

Wow, thanks for sharing this! Your post had me chuckling. And by the end, the geography of a man, wow was that hilarious or what? :)

nettagyrl on September 30, 2009 at 10:01 PM said...

Brochure Printing, yes this email seriously made me laugh out loud.

 

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