It’s official. The animals are stepping up their campaign to take out people. I already wrote about it here. Did you hear about the latest animal attack? Well a 74 year old woman in Florida tried to shoo away five raccoons in her yard when they straight bum-rushed her!
Ok I feel bad about that woman, but I won’t lie I laughed until I almost peed my pants! These straight crazy raccoons went after this woman like they were stalking her. They attacked her as if they were getting initiated into a gang.
Now my imagination is going into overtime over this. I mean after they attacked her they ran off into the drain system. In my mind, they have a secret bunker where they reported what they’ve done. Ok, I do watch a lot of cartoons with my boys so my thoughts might be a bit skewed.
Bottom line, watch your back. Look out for the cute woodland creatures that will cut you down quick. The animals are fed up and they are not going to take it any more!
Ok I feel bad about that woman, but I won’t lie I laughed until I almost peed my pants! These straight crazy raccoons went after this woman like they were stalking her. They attacked her as if they were getting initiated into a gang.
Now my imagination is going into overtime over this. I mean after they attacked her they ran off into the drain system. In my mind, they have a secret bunker where they reported what they’ve done. Ok, I do watch a lot of cartoons with my boys so my thoughts might be a bit skewed.
Bottom line, watch your back. Look out for the cute woodland creatures that will cut you down quick. The animals are fed up and they are not going to take it any more!
8 comments:
LOL I can't help but laugh at your imagination!! I could just picture them going back to the group and reporting what they did. LOL
Wow! What a story!
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oh yeah...raccoons are little terrorists!! our experiences in camping has taught me that raccoons run a very efficient sect of organized crime!! a little wilderness mafia!!
too funny!!!
thanks for following!
stacie, I tell you what makes it super funny, is reading the actual news story and hearing the sheriff talk about the raccoons as if they are suspects!
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That can be a great scene for a crime story, raccoons as the attacker. LOL
Steamy Darcy
Enid! Ha now that sounds super funny to me! lol
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